John sent me this:
Pretty funny. Reminds me of the post I did back in 2002 comparing European hockey to NHL hockey using Pulp Fiction script.
Update: ok thanks for Blogger I was able to find my old posts
I’ve been enjoying watching olympic hockey the last few days even when Canada got tumped by Sweden. Here is a little transcript adaptation from Pulp Fiction (my wife’s idea):
But you know what the funniest thing about
Internatial Hockey is?
It’s the little differences. A
lotta the same shit we got here,
they got there, but there they’re a
Well, in IH, you can make
make a two line pass. And I
don’t mean a little two lines pass.
I mean from your own end all the way
to the others blue line, In Sweden,
they have this thing called the Torpedo.
Also, you know what the width of a hockey rink is?
It is not 85 feet wide?
No, they got the metric system
there, they wouldn’t know what the
f*ck a feet is.
What is it then?
30 meters. What’s the
The length is the same, but they call
it 60 meters.
What do they call a referee?
I dunno, I didn’t go into the penalty box.
But you know what they do in case of a tie in
I seen ’em do it. And I don’t mean
a little bit on the side of the
rink, they fuckin’ drown ’em in